Wednesday, September 15, 2010


Good day, everyone. This is Ms. Opinionated giving you my opinion on various things. Today, it's not the news. The topic for today is stupidity.
I fucking hate stupidity. I don't care what form said stupidity takes, I hate it. For instance, couples who argue about the most retarded of things, such as a pack of gravy mix, for the love of Christ. Let me say that again. Arguing over a pack of fucking GRAVY MIX! Please note that the couple in question have children to take care of, and therefore should have better things to do than argue over utter idiocy. People like that really piss me off. I am of the opinion that people like this should use said pack of gravy to make enough paper cuts on their bodies to bleed to death. There is enough violence in today's world without jackasses like them.
Another form of stupidity that REALLY annoys me: people who think that the more they blow their horn, the faster it will make people move. I heard you the first time you blew, and the second, and the third, and the rest of the 10,000 times, you fucking MORON. Blowing the horn more than once or twice is useless, annoying, and inconsiderate. Not everyone is deaf. Lay off the fucking horn, or I'll rip it out and wrap it around your throat! 
Now for the clincher: stupid people that think they're smart, and therefore will argue a point for hours, all the while making themselves look even more retarded than they already are. If you are one of these people, please do me and the rest of society a favor and kill yourself slowly by using a BB gun to repeatedly shoot yourself in the head. If you are arguing a point, and you seem to be wrong, RESEARCH the fucking issue at hand before you start the hours long debate that the other person probably doesn't want to be in to begin with. If you are no longer in school, and your fifth grader who has been studying the states in America comes home and tells you that there are 50 states, do not argue that there is only 49. You are trying to prove the geography textbook wrong, and it makes you look like an idiot. Also, when you are FINALLY proven wrong, don't get that sore loser attitude. The other person is contradicting you, yes. If you had actually paid attention in school and to the news, the need for contradiction would no longer exist. Graciously accept the loss, admit that you're wrong, and get the fuck over it. No one is right all the time. You do not know everything.
On that note, this is Ms. Opinionated, signing off to try to get my brain to stop short circuiting.

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